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So there was a bishop at school today. She was pretty okay I guess.

I want THIS shirt. So... If you love me truly, you will give it to me, right?

You won't. I hate you. You never let me have any fun.

I'm sorry. Please don't be mad. Don't leave me.

DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEE.

It's all right. I've found someone else. Someone who bought me the shirt. Too late. You lose.

Okay, if you're desperate to buy me a shirt, I can think of a few others...